True, I take great delight and pride in being honored with awards, but I feel the proper  place for them is my mantle and walls, so I won't burden you with all the details and particulars of my goodies -- that's just too much like having to sit through ( ~ shudder ~ ) Uncle Ignatz's vacation home-videos.  Argh. 

Awards received, to date:

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11 Trophies,
6 Plaques,
10 Medallions,
30 some-odd (!) Ribbons of varying hues,
40 some-odd (!!) Certificates, (including 2 Honorable Mentions that aren't worth mentioning),
    and
1 Rock, orange in color.
1 Rock, flakey-silver in color.
 

I may take a more serious approach to this in the future, but the above figures are correct,
. . . including the rocks.